Chocolate Moose

-Animals are to be harmed.

chocolate covered moose

Description

"This is for VERY special occasions only - it takes a lot of effort, but the presentation is spectacular!"
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Ingredients

Directions

  1. Send spouse to Alaska to capture moose, or have one delivered by UPS.
  2. Meanwhile, melt chocolate in a very large double boiler.
  3. Keep warm.
  4. Tie up moose with rope.
  5. Holding the moose by the tail, carefully dip in melted chocolate, covering it completely with a thin coating.
  6. Arrange moose attractively on a large platter and refrigerate for 2 days to set chocolate.
  7. Remove rope, wash to remove chocolate if necessary, and return rope to clothesline.
  8. Garnish chocolate moose with Cool Whip and top with a cherry.
  9. Serve immediately. Or you could just chew on the rope, which may be tastier.
  10. May be doubled for serving a crowd.